Borrowd from the Sun newspaper. Apparently, someone went around England putting up funny signs, and this was one fo them.
Friday, November 6, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Oh crap, that was today?
I can't find the original reference for this. Someone name "Regan". I found it via Stumbleupon.
I'll gladly add proper attribution if someone gives it to me -- I'll even ask permission and take it down if it shouldn't be here.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
From the QDB
http://www.qdb.us/118151
(+ware) I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and
(+ware) slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo
(+ware) stressed and life seems to get funny?
(+ware) Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car,
(+ware) looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
(+ware) So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and
(+ware) THAT'S when the fight started . .
(+ware) I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and
(+ware) slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo
(+ware) stressed and life seems to get funny?
(+ware) Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car,
(+ware) looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
(+ware) So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and
(+ware) THAT'S when the fight started . .
Seen on ThinkGeek's "Fortune Cookie" stream
http://www.thinkgeek.com/fortune.shtml
So this guy goes to a pet store in Silicon Valley and he needs to get a monkey. He goes up to the sales rep. and asks if he could have a look at their monkeys. So the rep. takes him over to these three cages, goes over to the first one, and inside is a little light brown monkey hopping around making monkey noises.
So the guy goes, "How much is it for this monkey?", to which the rep. replies, $1000. He questions the rep as to why it's so much and the rep. says that this particular monkey is capable of programming in Perl.
Guy moves on to the next cage, similar monkey to the first one, "How much for this monkey?". "That's 2000 dollars, because this monkey can program in Perl, and C++."
The guy decides that this is just way too steep, moves on to the third cage to see if he has any luck over there. Once again, similar monkey, but this time when asked the price, it's $10,000. "Well what can this monkey do?". And the rep. replies, "You know, I haven't seen it do anything but it claims to be a consultant."
So this guy goes to a pet store in Silicon Valley and he needs to get a monkey. He goes up to the sales rep. and asks if he could have a look at their monkeys. So the rep. takes him over to these three cages, goes over to the first one, and inside is a little light brown monkey hopping around making monkey noises.
So the guy goes, "How much is it for this monkey?", to which the rep. replies, $1000. He questions the rep as to why it's so much and the rep. says that this particular monkey is capable of programming in Perl.
Guy moves on to the next cage, similar monkey to the first one, "How much for this monkey?". "That's 2000 dollars, because this monkey can program in Perl, and C++."
The guy decides that this is just way too steep, moves on to the third cage to see if he has any luck over there. Once again, similar monkey, but this time when asked the price, it's $10,000. "Well what can this monkey do?". And the rep. replies, "You know, I haven't seen it do anything but it claims to be a consultant."
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